12 year old son: Why did the chicken cross the road?
46 year old me: Why?
Son: To get to the mean witch’s house.
Me: Ok.
Son: Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Son: The chicken. Da’yum, mom.
#OMG
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Twitter: neilochka
August 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm
Clever kid.
Twitter: antshe1
August 19, 2013 at 7:52 pm
I like your son.
Twitter: wendiaarons
August 20, 2013 at 10:08 am
#OMG
Twitter: marta28
August 20, 2013 at 10:15 am
Can’t argue with that.
Knock knock
good one
Oh, no he DIDN’T!! Sorry, I’m giggling.
I actually cackled. Wait, I need to answer the door for the chicken.
Nice.
That was wonderful.
WONDERFUL. Because you begin your joke with, “This is funny, but you HAVE TO BE SMART TO GET IT.”
And doing it just as we speak.
*zealously rubs hands together in anticipation*
Hilarious!