So here’s the thing. I’m struggling a little, and when you’re writing a humor blog, that’s apparently not great news. Please do not worry, I’m ok and everyone in my family is ok.
Well, except for papa, who this week decided that he wants to take my daughter horseback riding because apparently what I need in my life is a super dangerous Christopher Reeve sport that is also Malcolm Forbes expensive. But everyone else is ok, with the possible exception of mama who is mad at me because I won’t practice Russian with the children. I tried, I really did, and they asked me how to say “boring” in Russian and then they asked me how to say “Lord, Taketh Me Now” in Russian and finally, when they asked how to say “make it end, please, make it end” in Russian, I caught on and stopped.
But I’ve been eating a lot of Nutella, so I’m sure that things will turn around for me soon.
In the meantime, if you want a laugh, and also to help cure Ovarian Cancer, click on over to check out the very hysterical Jessica Bern as Aunt Flo.
And please don’t neglect my other beloved projects, The Mouthy Housewives, where I dispense advice like Pez candy! If you want advice from yours truly or one of my sister Wives, email us at ask@mouthyhousewives.com. If you’re feeling whiny, check out Secret Spineless Whine and while you’re at it, submit your own whine at secretspineless.whiner@blogger.com
Have a great weekend!
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