Apparently I don’t have enough problems because I got this email BREAKING NEWS ALERT from a local clothing store letting me know that ruffle blouses are all the rage in the spring and that I should get one or drop dead. I really have to question what the fuck is wrong with people.
I am no fashion icon, but this is who this type of blouse would look good on:
1. No one.
2. Ray Charles’ wife, to Ray Charles.
3. Barbie.
4. Miss Understood (drag queen).
Please add your own suggestions for people who can wear this shit. I just hope that it comes with matching ruffle pants. Because that would certainly be ass enhancing.
One year ago ...
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