Young Ladrinka, 9: Mom, do you know anyone who’s cool?
Marinka, not 9: Sure, I know lots of wonderful people.
Young Ladrinka: Not wonderful, cool. But not cool cool, cool.
Marinka: What is cool cool?
Young Ladrinka: You know, constipated, overweighted, out-of-style loser.
Marinka: What?
Young Ladrinka: Constipated, overweighted, out-of-style loser.
Marinka: What?
Young Ladrinka: Constipated, overweighted, out-of-style loser.
Marinka: What?
Young Ladrinka: Are you going to keep saying what?
Marinka: What?
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Wow! I had no idea. Just when I thought I was ahead on what all the kids were saying these days by watching Jersey Shore, this happens. *sigh*
Twitter: agirlnamedmel
January 21, 2011 at 10:33 am
what?
Ha! I’ve never heard that before. My daughter did say, Mom, do you know what ADIDAS stands for? I held my breath. “All day I dream about soccer.” Phew. That’s not what we used to say.
God. So glad I’m a geek and not cool!
damn…i thought i was cool but apparently, that sucks for me!
Twitter: gdrpempress
January 21, 2011 at 11:19 am
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!
I am so dang happy I’m not cool.
But, I get closer to his COOL with every birthday.
Twitter: scarymommy
January 21, 2011 at 11:46 am
I don’t speak Young Ladrinka.
Twitter: Peajaye
January 21, 2011 at 11:48 am
Cool.
Like Jill, I don’t speak young ladrinka either. 🙁
“cool cool” is “constipated, overweighted, out-of-style loser”? I’m as lost as you were.
Wow. Please explain further as this become more clear. I’m intrigued.
I’m sorry that I confused everyone!
Young Ladrinka meant that the letters stood for the C(onstipated) O(verweighted; not overweight, mind you! O(ut of style!) L(oser!)
What could be simpler?
groan.
Twitter: SheSuggests
January 21, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Oh what fresh hell is this?
Is he implying you know LOTS of ‘cool’ people because you BLOG? I am offended.
What? (guess I’m getting kind of cool too)
Twitter: adhocmom
January 21, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Does each ‘cool’ = 2 disturbing adjectives? Because if this is the case, I have a neighbor who is cool cool cool cool cool.
Twitter: Mamabirddiaries
January 21, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Ladrinka is hands down my favorite member of the family. No contest.
Snigger…
Good Lord, is that my future? *Sigh*
I love Young Ladrinka.
Twitter: Glamamom
January 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Took me 10 seconds but I got it. I’m quick like that (a 9-year old boy)